Ship Anchor Probably boatsexual

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zanetehaiden:

Goddamn kid

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

tagged: #land ho
white buoys be like

tupacabra:

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santanist:

if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

von-dunkelheit:

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

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perfect gif usage

I’M FUCKING CRYING OHM Y OGD

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songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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romancndleheart:

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

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great now I cant remember the actual lyrics

spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI

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silenthill:

the gameboy advance sp was so beautiful